Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir
gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya
aur photo bhi khinch liya
1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh
raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed
hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us
pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li
100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat
li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar
faela di thi
One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock.....!
why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!
why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!
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