Children’s prayers

KIDS IN CHURCH
> > 3-year-old Reese :
> > ‘Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
> > Harold is His name.
> > Amen.’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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> > A little boy was overheard praying:
> > ‘Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it.
> > I’m having a real good time like I am.’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > After the christening of his baby brother in church,
> > Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
> > His father asked him three times what was wrong.
> > Finally, the boy replied,
> > ‘That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
> > And I wanted to stay with you guys.’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > One particular four-year-old prayed,
> > ‘And forgive us our trash baskets
> > As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
> > Were on the way to church service,
> > ‘And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?’
> > One bright little girl replied,
> > ‘Because people are sleeping.’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,****
> > Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
> > The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
> > Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
> > ‘If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
> > ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’
> > Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
> > ‘ Ryan , you be Jesus !’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > A father was at the beach with his children
> > When the four-year-old son ran up to him,
> > Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
> > Where a seagull lay dead in the sand..
> > ‘Daddy, what happened to him?’ the son asked.
> > ‘He died and went to Heaven,’ the Dad replied.
> > The boy thought a moment and then said,
> > ‘Did God throw him back down?’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > A wife invited some people to dinner.
> > At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
> > ‘Would you like to say the blessing?’
> > ‘I wouldn’t know what to say,’ the girl replied.
> > ‘Just say what you hear Mommy say,’ the wife answered.
> > The daughter bowed her head and said,
> > ‘Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?’
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > And if you don’t send this to at least 8 people —– who cares!
> > Peace, love and happiness
> > This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It’s rumored to carry a miracle!
> > They say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle..****