Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko uska ghar
ley
gaya aur 100 rs liya. Jabki actually, it wouldn't have costed more
than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see
anything. Kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha. But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh
theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly.
WHY?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!
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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
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What is the height of technology ?????????
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why didn't Wahida Rehman change her clothes in the song 'gata rahe mera
dil',
though heroines change dresses 3-4 times in any typical Hindi song???
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bcoz Dev Anand sings in the song
"O mere humrahi, meri banh thame chalna, Badle dunia 'saree' tum na
badlna!!!!"
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1)smoking
2)drinking
3)charas
4)ganja
5)chikan
6)mutton
7)masala
8)oily food
9)sleep and obesity
10)pollution=
"HEART ATTACK"
dus bahane karke le gaya dil.....le gaya dil...dus bahane karke le gaya dil
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajoo waley ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri
tabiat
kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai..
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.
.
.
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.
.
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.kabhi kabhi nahin bhi aata hai....!!!
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Teacher:"u have to aim for 90%marks."
Student:"Don't worry sir I'll get 100%marks."
Teacher:"mazak kyun kar rahe ho?"
Student:"mazak shuru kisne kiya tha???
|-----------------------------
| How do u CUT roads????? |
| > |
| >By LAUGHING..... |
| >Because "Haste Haste Cut jayein Raste" |
| >
| >-----------------------------
| >-|
| ---- |
| > |
| >A beggar meets another beggar. |
| >A software engineer meets another software engineer. |
| >Both of them ask the same question to each other. |
| >What is the question ??? |
| > |
| >So, Which Platform are you Working on ???.... |
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| > |
| >Question: What will u call a person who is |
| >leaving India?? |
| > |
| >Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver). |
| > |
| >Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't |
| >travel |
| >much?? |
| > |
| >Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited). |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| > |
| > |
| > |
| >Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai jootey banata tha us ka naam kya tha ? |
| > |
| >Ans: Adidas. |
| > |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| >
| >| Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
| >Cricket |
| Team" |
| > |
| >Ans: Dono ke end me "Prasad" aataa hai |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| >Q - Who is Joe? |
| > |
| >A - "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!" |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| > |
| > |
| >And of course, the grand finale............The |
| >Madrasi said, I want to |
| >see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did |
| >he really want to see? |
| > |
| >Dil Chhata Hai....... |
| >
| >|
|-----------------------------
ley
gaya aur 100 rs liya. Jabki actually, it wouldn't have costed more
than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see
anything. Kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha. But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh
theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly.
WHY?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!
------------------------------
------------------------------
Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
------------------------------
------------------------------
What is the height of technology ?????????
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------------------------------
------------------------------
Why didn't Wahida Rehman change her clothes in the song 'gata rahe mera
dil',
though heroines change dresses 3-4 times in any typical Hindi song???
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bcoz Dev Anand sings in the song
"O mere humrahi, meri banh thame chalna, Badle dunia 'saree' tum na
badlna!!!!"
------------------------------
------------------------------
1)smoking
2)drinking
3)charas
4)ganja
5)chikan
6)mutton
7)masala
8)oily food
9)sleep and obesity
10)pollution=
"HEART ATTACK"
dus bahane karke le gaya dil.....le gaya dil...dus bahane karke le gaya dil
------------------------------
------------------------------
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajoo waley ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri
tabiat
kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
------------------------------
------------------------------
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.kabhi kabhi nahin bhi aata hai....!!!
------------------------------
------------------------------
Teacher:"u have to aim for 90%marks."
Student:"Don't worry sir I'll get 100%marks."
Teacher:"mazak kyun kar rahe ho?"
Student:"mazak shuru kisne kiya tha???
|-----------------------------
| How do u CUT roads????? |
| > |
| >By LAUGHING..... |
| >Because "Haste Haste Cut jayein Raste" |
| >
| >-----------------------------
| >-|
| ---- |
| > |
| >A beggar meets another beggar. |
| >A software engineer meets another software engineer. |
| >Both of them ask the same question to each other. |
| >What is the question ??? |
| > |
| >So, Which Platform are you Working on ???.... |
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| > |
| >Question: What will u call a person who is |
| >leaving India?? |
| > |
| >Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver). |
| > |
| >Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't |
| >travel |
| >much?? |
| > |
| >Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited). |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| > |
| > |
| > |
| >Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai jootey banata tha us ka naam kya tha ? |
| > |
| >Ans: Adidas. |
| > |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| >
| >| Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
| >Cricket |
| Team" |
| > |
| >Ans: Dono ke end me "Prasad" aataa hai |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| >Q - Who is Joe? |
| > |
| >A - "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!" |
| >
| >|
| >-----------------------------
| -- |
| > |
| > |
| >And of course, the grand finale............The |
| >Madrasi said, I want to |
| >see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did |
| >he really want to see? |
| > |
| >Dil Chhata Hai....... |
| >
| >|
|-----------------------------
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