U need some treatment

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic

Man: No, I am coming to you.

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.

Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.

Man:      I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is

        I get up in the morning like a horse

        I go to work like a deer

        I work all day like a donkey

        I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog

        I play with my children like a monkey

        I am like a rabbit in front of my wife

Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company

Man: Yes

Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.