funny shayaris....

Mausam ki Bahaar acchi ho
pholoo ki kaliya kachhi ho
hamari yeh dosti sachi ho
bas yeh dua hai BHAGWAN se
mere dost ki biwi acchi ho

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Ab hum haseeno ka didar nahi karte
aisa nahi ki hum unse pyar nahi karte
darte hai kharcha bekaabo na ho jaye
kahin mohabaat par bhi VAT laagu na ho jaye


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E dost tu b likha kar shayari
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaye ga
Log fhekenge Ande tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intezaam Ho Jaye Ga

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jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage,
jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage,
kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi baja kar bhage.........


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Kudrat ne jab tume banaya hoga
TOTAL Confusion ka mahol chaya hoga
banana hoga Gadha ya Bandar
Phir dono ka COMBINATION pasand aaya hoga


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Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho
sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaye
par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho


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Cherhre par noor hai,
Aankhon Mein Sarror Hai,
Yarr Apni Kisi Saheli se Baat Hi Kara Do!!
Shaadi To Abhi Door HAi


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Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai

Uppar Likha hai Most WAnted
Aur Niche Paanch Hazar Rupae Ka Inaam Hai.



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Sitaro main dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Badlo Main Dekha To Tum Nazar aaye
Jidhar bhi dekha tum nazar aaye,
thoda Dur to hat jao, taki
koi aur b nazar aaye


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Dil Ko Dekh Chehara Na Dekh,
Chehre pe kalikh putwa diya!
Arey Bewafa pahchaan mujhe! Main woh hi hun
Jise tere Baap ne Sar-e-aam Pitwa diyaa!


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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon

Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..


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Arz kiya hai....
Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se....
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se....


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Hothon se jo chhoo liya..., Ehsaas ab tak hai...'

Aankhein nam hai, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hain...,

Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...

Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' -hai..!!!


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Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo...,

Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...;

Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo...,

Phone nahi to OFFLINER hi diya karo..!!!


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Kal jab raste se ja raha tha to tumko dekha
Kal jab raste se ja raha tha to tumko dekha

aur socha

tum ghar se mat niklo,
tum ghar se mat niklo,

Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahega

Who let the dogs out...who who who

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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!



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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!


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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!


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Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...