Hotel California - punjabi style

On the dark GT highway , Big Pagdi on my  hair
Warm smell from some dhabas , Rising up in the air
Up ahead in the  distance ,I saw a thharra joint
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim ,I  must have
drunk over a pint

There he stood in the  drive way ,I heard a truck
driver yell
And I was thinking to  myself ,This had to be Devinder
Singh Behl
Then he  belched and scratched his head, Standing on
the highway
And the  drivers leaning from their truck car doors ,
I thought I heard  them say.....

Welcome to the hotel Karnal-afonia ,
Vaddi  changi place (vaddi changi place) Vaddi changi
place

Massage, manicure, pedicure at Karnal-afonia,
Any kind of ear (any  kind of ear) , You can clean it
here

His car's grill was definitely  twisted ,His Maruti's
got some bends
He's got a lot of really petty MLAs ,  Whom he calls
friends
Dancing bhangra in the courtyard , See  surdie sweat
Some dancer is this Devinder , Keeps dancing  till
he's wet

So I told the bell captain, I made a  reservation
online
And he said, oye khoteya our internet hasnt  worked at
all Since 1999,

And still those drivers were calling  from the
driiiive way
Woke me in the middle of the night, I know I  heard
them say

Welcome to the hotel  Karnal-afonia, Itthey karlo rest
(itthey karlo
rest)Itthey  karlo rest,
Aish karo at the hotel Karnal-afonia Kudi  umar baeeis
(kudi umar baeeis)
,
Will serve you nice
Daler on  the ceiling, And on the walls in every guise
Waitresses dressed like  actresses, From flicks of
Subhash Ghai's
And in the downstairs  canteen, I sat down for my meal
Butter chicken, and sarson da saag, the scene  was
very surreal

Looking for help I saw Devinder, Dancing wildly on the
 floor
I had to find my hostess back, Oh where was  Manpreet
Kaur?
Relax said Milkha Singh, Play golf with my son  Jeev
Tu ban gaya Punjab da puttar , Now you cant  ever
leave

So here I am,
Wasting life at the Hotel  Karnal-afonia
Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)Vaddi  changi
place
Now I'm a member of Hotel Karnal-afonia
Whoever  arrives (whoever arrives) Stays till he dies
!!!